Media Mania

Am I the only one or is television really getting on everyone's nerves. May be we should conduct a poll on that one or better still get a panel of experts (aka anyone with an opinion) to discuss this for two hours. Not to mention, the constant stream of captioning that scrolls across the screen keeping me abreast of all information that I don't care jack about.

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Like I was saying, this mad race for TRP has resulted in every channel throwing up all kinds of tabloid programming. And the one true channel that was known for its daring exposés has been banned for three months, oh how I miss FTV.

In fact, sometimes I almost crave for the pre cable days when we had just our dear old doordarshan and its lone channel keeping us ecstatic with never ending entertainment - 3 hours of programming every evening. I especially remember the news readers who had the uncanny knack of taking the most exciting news and reading it out like their grandmother just died.

“India won the world cup today but don’t you dare celebrate since the expression on my face clearly suggests that I have been constipated for a few weeks now”

So during news hour, I would change the channel and watch static instead…

Oh well, those were the days. Even now, I change channels but now I have to do it a 100 times over, cycling through mounds of programming crap before arriving at where I started. Only this time, the magic of remote control allows me to do that from my couch (I am willing to bet that the remote was invented by a man, of course man invented the war as well...we men aren’t particularly bright that way).

Anyway, frequently I hit a channel showing an infomercial where someone is trying to sell me a machine that will give me great abs or if I am a woman, will give me fantastic hips (I wonder how it knows and what if it makes a mistake). And then there is Ekta Kapoor and her soaps, somewhere there is a circus out there that is looking out for its missing clown.

So finally, I turn to the discovery channel for salvation only to see an episode on frogs making out. Hell, can’t a person get some decent entertainment on TV anymore that does not involve magic pills, lousy soaps, repetitive news or humping amphibians…

I have decided to go back to reading, it is less noisy and I get to learn a lot.....where is the TV guide??

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