Monday, March 24, 2008

Don't curse your job, it could be worse

Ever woke up in the morning thinking “Damn, not another day doing the same old job"? Every one of us has felt at some point that what we do was the worst job in the world. That is a gross exaggeration unless...unless you are a specialist in curing piles and fistula. I saw this hoarding advertising a doctor who had expertise in this specific area of ailments, actually I have seen such hoardings many a time but this time it got me thinking since I was in an especially bad mood cursing my job.

How bad could my job be compared to his ?. Well, think about it...this guy starts off his morning looking at the business end of the human anatomy and that too, one which is not even keeping good health (Note that I have tastefully refrained from using the idiom ‘pink of health’). How much worse can it get from there !!! . His best day is when a patient just sits there and he can get to have a good look at the patient's face. An experienced doctor in this field would have learnt to recognize people not by their faces…if you catch my drift…

"Hi Doctor, It's good to see you after a long time, I was treated by you once"

"Oh, really ?...hmm...could you turn around please ?......Ah, Hello Mr. Das !!"


And there is not much these people can talk about when they get back home from work. When the wife asks "Hi honey, how was your day", what's he gonna say...??. Dinner time is especially a bad time for questions like these. I suspect a lot of these doctors are never overweight.

And don’t even get me started on pathology.

So the next time you start cursing about how bad your job is, you would do well to remember that you are probably much better off than a lot of others. But if you are a doctor feeling offended at this post, I should hasten to add that at least you are not a politician who, by the way, is always in the pink of his health…

If that does not satisfy you, I offer my apologies standing up...ok, now it’s time to sit down...ouch !!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

On the positive side, no patient may dare not to pay the doc lest they face back end problems! ;-) His business never gets affected by stock market crashes, web 2.0 bubbles, crude oil problems and housing market busts!!!

It reminds me of another modified joke:

Elder brother (gynaecologist): You know, women pay me for looking at their bare bodies?

Younger brother: The kind of women who visit you, I'd pay them not to show their bare bodies to me!!!

daggereyes said...

I dare not use the phrase - " I am in the pink of my health" again - after reading this blog.

Sundari said...

LOL :) True to its label ... But on a serious note, there are even worse jobs in this world...