Too good to 'Refuse'

Every time I think about all the idiots who are in power, running the world, I am on the brink of becoming a cynic but then something happens that pulls me right back. And this time, it is the following news that gladdened my heart

Californians want to name their San Francisco sewage plant after George Bush.

I really hope, for San Francisco’s sake, that this renaming happens. I can already think of a new slogan for the city – “Welcome to San Francisco. Having dysentery here was never this fun”

Not to mention, the sentence “George Bush is so full of shit” will no longer be a metaphor. Maybe over time, the name will actually be used in popular phrases

“I broke my arm in an accident”

“Well, Bush happens”

In fact, this is something that needs to be followed everywhere, especially in our country. All politicians must be rated on their performance depending on which they would be eligible to get a landmark named after them. Landmarks could be airports, highways, local streets, footpaths and sewage plants.

I can think of a bunch of people here whose names would be perfect for sewage plants. But the problem is we have too many lousy politicians and too few sewage plants.

As a solution, we would need to include public toilets in the list as well. This will encourage people to use them just so they can vent their frustrations on their politicians. Imagine what you would not give, to be able to pee on your favorite politico. In the process, our cities would get much cleaner too.

Coming back to San Francisco, one does wonder if the residents there would be happy about using George’s name for a sewage plant or be offended that THEIR sewage plant was being named after Bush. But you have to accept that whoever thought of this idea has a pretty...hmm..."fertile" imagination.

My advice is that all of you in California should vote for this idea and when you win, go out and eat as much junk as possible.

After all, you need to be ready for the grand opening....