We still have a long way to go

So what I suspected for a long time has finally been proved by Science that chimpanzees are smarter than you and me.

http://deccanherald.com/Content/Dec52007/foreign2007120539491.asp

For a keen observer of the human race, this should come as no surprise. I can think of a few reasons why

1. So how many world wars do you know that were started by chimps ?. We have two on our side and maybe if we try a little harder, we can muster enough dumbness for one more.

2. The last time I checked, the chimps still had no clue about religion.

3. All they do is eat, sleep, poop and make babies in between. We do the same too but squeeze in time for killing, polluting, abusing and discriminating just for kicks.

4. George W Bush

So can you think of any more reasons ?. And while you think, let me go get myself a banana